In the beginning...

This blog is dedicated to films. As the title suggests, shit ones.
For too long there have been many films that have worked to destroy film and the industry from the inside. Like some kind of shitty coup d'etat. I'm making it my mission to bring forward such traitors and shoot them in the proverbial face.

I'm not generally an angry person but everyone needs to vent and this is how I will be doing this.

I will only look deep into the meaning of a film if I find it entirely necessary. I don't think it will ever really require it with the shit I'll be picking to death.

Before I start I would like to address something:
 
This is my opinion. I'm not stating that my opinion is fact. What I am stating is that my opinion is closer to fact than yours. Unless you agree, in which case I'm glad we're on the same wavelength.

I will take any requests because I don't like searching for shit. It'll mainly be if something throws it's shitty self right in my face and smears itself everywhere. Then I might be inclined to beat the shit out of that shit. Verbally.

I do plan on reviewing Twilight, I have already planned it out in my head without having even seen the film yet. If you tell me to read the book I'll tell you to fuck off and stop wasting my time.
I'll be wasting enough time with the shit I'm making myself watch.

Don't tell me no one is forcing me to waste my time, I'm sure this idea was given to me by God. Satan has left these films on Earth and I believe God wants me to bring forward these sinners. If you argue with me you're arguing with God, and you can't win an argument with God so don't start.

I retain my Right to post anything I feel to be good enough that I must share it. I may also write about books or anything else that takes my fancy. I won't usually waste my time with shit books though because that's more time consuming and I reserve my reading time for good books.

If my attitude has angered you, no one has forced you to be here so fuck off. That is all.